Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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