she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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