Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
