Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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