what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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