are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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