wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
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Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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