Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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