Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
She even gives head with a lisp.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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