So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
