Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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