Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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