these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
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