): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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