so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
This is classic penis vs brain.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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