He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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