Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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