Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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