How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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