is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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