id be glad to
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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