ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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