well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
There was a lot of him and a little penis
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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