Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
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