I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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