You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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