you would pick up someone in the library
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Randomize
