is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Is Oprah even human
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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