Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Randomize
