The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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