he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
He shit in the fireplace
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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