This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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