Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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