Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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