No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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