My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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