I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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