Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Randomize
