Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
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