would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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