butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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