He asked to "fluff my boner.."
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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