no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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