Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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