"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
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