Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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