thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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