Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
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