so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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