So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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