guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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