I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
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