road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
tell me about the eggs
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