something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I would fuck him just for his dog
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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