my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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