I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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