Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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