I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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